wow look at what a bitch she is look at the proof EVERYONE IT’S RIGHT THERE

it’s for the cause

why aren’t u on aim u fuckin super mega cuntress geez

i’m boycotting aim until u agree to use skype shit i think i just accidentally signed in god damn it well fine i’ll just igNORE YOU HAHA LOOK AT YOU TALKING TO ME COMPLETELY UNAWARES OF MY VILLAINOUS PLAN WHAT A NOOB

aren’t you tho

NO I CRY ABOUT MANGA TOO!!!!

man i just wish people would enforce the separation of church and state

i think the fact that it isn’t is probably the source of my confusion

have you read job? my friend told me to read job for inspiration and it did the opposite

noPE but now i want to actually i want to read the whole bible one day but that seems like a real undertaking i wonder if i will get to add it to my list of books read on goodreads YEAH IT’S THERE it has a really high avg rating too that’s interesting

man just type /page/2 u fuckin lazy piece of shit i hope u die

23/7 of the hours of the days im layin in my bed with my keyboard many many many inches away on the floor maybe an entire whole entire foot

u don’t understan dmy pain laziness is a serious affliction dont look down on me

WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME

what

if i accidentally ignored u i wouldn’t be this upset about it :o)

y

well my only other options are shitting and peeing and i am not just flattering myself when i say i have mastered control of the muscles and sphincters which prevent the leakage of those two substances

I AM TIRED AND I STILL NEED A HUNDRED WORDS AND I DON’T REALLY EVEN KNOW WHAT MY PAPER IS ABOUT AND I’M HUNGRY AND NAUSEOUS AND IT’S COLD AND I’M TIRED AND I DON’T WANT TO WASH MY HAIR

idk what you’re talking about but i’m on a mission to find it and reblog it 600 times

well then it’s a good thing i’m not following you :o)

wow ur a fuckin noob

we also don’t have any jelly so i’m just eating this nasty soup with a peanut butter sandwich it’s the worst meal ever

ur my favorite princess of tennis

i played tennis for like a whole two weeks

i was on the verge of going pro

man there’s no need to overreact until torrenting is gone then we’re all fucked and i’m just going to go drown my sorrows in cheeseburgers CUS WHO EVEN WANTS TO LIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT TORRENTING

omf g you’re such a dildo

torrenting is obv included in the total annihilation of illegal up and downloading and guess what there aren’t any cheeseburgers either because the letter m is going to sue mcdonald’s for stealing his image to use as their logo and ronald won’t be able to afford a competent defense attorney because he spends all his money on cocaine and one day you’ll wake up in the middle of the street surrounded by vacant buildings and abandoned cars and a piece of trash will skitter across the pavement in front of you and you will recognise it as a mcdouble wrapper and you will convince yourself that you saw a tiny speck of yellow attached to it so you will chase after it hoping to discover that there is still a bit of cheese stuck to the wrapper and lucky for you it gets trapped under the wheel of a 1997 dodge neon and you quickly pluck it off the ground before it blows away again and you search for the cheese particle but actually it was just a piece of skin from a dead chinese man and you fall to your knees and you sob and you continue sobbing until you drop dead from severe dehydration

write about nuggets or fries

maybe i will write about why it should be legal to kill your neighbour if he hates chicken nuggets

i’m dtf

but in your case it just stands for desperate to fuck

spamela replied to your post: 

maybe u need to respec

IT’S TOO EXPENSIVE

spamela replied to your post: fuckpod 5:49 pm do u know what this word is there…

DON’T DO IT SHE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE 50 NEOPOINTS!!!!!!

excuse u i have 180k np and a special dung jelly 

spamela replied to your post: while i am divulging my slightly weird…

ya i’ve decided my reaction to janet’s death will be to break open the freezer and eat w/e the fuck i want

that doesn’t count because you will likely be the one to kill her i can definitely see you just snapping one day and suffocating her with an empty bag of veggie crisps which she ate the entirety of