February 2012
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i have to go to the doctor tomorrow for the first time in five years but i have no insurance so i am afraid there is nothing wrong with me and it will be a waste of money and i just want to do a triple lutz off the roof
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spamela replied to your post:
i still think you’re a fucking bitch for disabling photo comments BOO YOU WHORE
i can’t figure out where in missing e to turn them back on and i am unwilling to spend more than 3 seconds figuring it out
p.s. i think you are a fucking bitch for ever being born (◕‿◕✿)
p.p.s. i will manually enable them on this post just for you
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i am watching hikaru no go with a 7 year old who has never seen anime before and all she keeps asking is whether each character is a girl or a boy
is that a girl
no it’s a boy
looks like a girl
i know ⊙‿⊙
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The Collapse Of Laputa - Castle In The Sky
hipsterwavves:
I enjoy long walks on the Internet.
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mortalstampede replied to your post:
it is impossible for me to understand how there are people out there whose favourite person isn’t you
me too
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it is impossible for me to understand how there are people out there whose favourite food isn’t pizza
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nervio
an intense yet fleeting desire to hurt something you love or find adorable. often accompanied with gritted teeth and/or clenched fists.
“over come with nervio, little lucy suddenly felt the urge to squeeze her kitten until its head exploded.”
anyone who doesn’t understand this feeling can’t be friends with me
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i was really proud of myself when i finally remembered how to spell kuroshitsuji
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fuckyeahmercury:
Killer Queen - Queen...
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herecomesthezombie:
Cilla Black | Anyone Who Had...
“I never imagined you’d be so cold inside.”
– me (to my microwaved dinner)
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prince-eryc:
Eryc 5:03 am you know what bitch I talk to you and you don’t talk back I don’t need this I can find new better bulimic friends probably somewhere on a bulimia forum where all you bulimiacs hang out bulimiacs make it sound like all bulimics hail from a little haven in the green forests of new zealand called bulimia where they eat all day and puke all night to...
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highly-functioning-sociopath:
Lady Gaga - Judas...
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cage of eden is good
it’s like jurassic park + battle royale
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i wish i had a hook for a hand so i could gut people with it and they would be like hey why did you gut me and i would be like i have a hook for a hand what else am i supposed to do with it
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what if tumblr is actually run by jesus and the way to get into heaven is to uninstall missing e
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pssst
scarf-pen:
Goggles is a really cool website everyone should draw on tumblr ouo
#jaki i left a suprise on your page #just for you
i hope it’s a turd
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Watch
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daddy just made me send an email to one of those jehovah’s witnesses lying about how he won’t be available anymore because he got a job
JUST TELL THEM YOU DON’T WANT TO TALK TO THEM
they’re still going to come over you know????? that’s what they do
and you are going to be home and they are going to know you lied about having a job and it’s going to be really...
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I Can’t Decide - Scissor Sisters
phoenixwrong:
and this little piggy went pon pon pon all the wei home
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scarf-pen:
jakeenglish:
how do you tell someone on tumblr that you want to be friends with them really badly like omfg why are we not best friends????????????????????????
PLEASE BE FRIENDS WITH ME????…………
how do u say that without being creepy or sending them an anonymous message????
how SOCIAL do how does, the socials.?
me with practically everyone. every time someone asks me a question...
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creapy:
jakeenglish:
how do you tell someone on tumblr that you want to be friends with them really badly like omfg why are we not best friends????????????????????????
PLEASE BE FRIENDS WITH ME????…………
how do u say that without being creepy or sending them an anonymous message????
how SOCIAL do how does, the socials.?
#me with tumblr users fuckpod and debasing
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